Nowadays I get about 15 requests per week. You see how many requests I actually get done a week. As of now I have 472 requests backlogged, some from years ago (this current one is from last year). I don't have the time to do all of them, so you all should know that when you make a request it's less like putting in an order and more like putting in for a lottery.
I know the easy answer is to just do more captioning, but in a virtually thankless thing like making captions it would kind of be a waste of my time. Sorry, but I just don't want to spend most of my time doing captions... I have things I do other than this -- just like you. Think about it like you were me.
Not many captioners ask for requests, so I know why I get so many. To try and get them done more frequently I started dedicating the weekend to requests. A good amount of people have said they want me to do less requests and more originals, so keep in mind how self-indulgent requesting captions is when you push for your idea. If you guys have something constructive in terms of advice to give me to get more done, then tell me. But realize that I can't give anyone special treatment with potentially hundreds more requesters wanting the same thing.
"In 2043, a 63 year old Kim Kardashian announces that she will reprise her 2014 photoshoot for Paper Magazine to commemorate its 30th anniversary.
The news is received with cruel mockery and a deeply offended Kim retires from the public eye.
But the anniversary arrives and Kim poses… looking exactly the same as she did 30 years ago.
Is this a hoax? Did she kept unpublished photos from that session to release them now? Finally, the answer is revealed.
Kim has become the first human being whose mind has been uploaded into a younger cloned body.
The photoshoot and her apparent retirement were all part of a publicity stunt planned by the corporation behind this new medical procedure.
Now the rich and the powerful of the world will be able purchase a second youth like she did."
The pictures for Parts 1 and 3 were also requested.
"Hiya! I was wondering if you could do a caption where a lovely white woman visits a foreign country, but one of the poor foreigners ends up in her body and tries to go back to America in it, despite not knowing English that well. I feel like I saw a cap like that before and I loved it. Keep up the great work!"
"Can you do something with this pic: http://i.imgur.com/W92mljo.jpg? I'm thinking something along the lines of a body swap or body hopper where the swapper loves her body but he couldn't stand the long hair so he decides to cut it off, the rest (like why he is wearing that dress in her body) is up to you. (p.s. A minor detail I would like to add: please make it that nobody is aware he is inhabiting her body)."